Shane Harry Williams is a 88-year-old former professional sports person who enjoys vandalising bus stops, pretending to be doolally and drone photography. He is energetic and entertaining, but can also be very unintelligent and a bit stingy.

He is an American Sikh who defines himself as pansexual. He finished school and then left academia.

Physically, Shane is in good shape. He is very short with brown skin, brown hair and brown eyes. He has a birthmark on his forehead.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. He was raised by his father, his mother having left when he was young.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with an artist called Joe August Steele, who was 1 years older than him. Joe died in 2013.The papers reported the cause of death: ‘influenza’

Shane has two children with late boyfriend Georgie: Shane aged 54 and Precious aged 58.